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Screaming Demotivational Poster


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


SPHINCTER - That thing in your ass that just slammed shut as you ran screaming out of the water !


TAGS: sphinter slammed shut screaming water
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Budog

Thunderstrike - June 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Well the closed sphincter makes one more aerodynamic so they can get their asses out of the water quicker.


ARGUING. - She's learning early.




Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.


TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Gaviota

Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
*3)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating photos.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a bitch!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


BIRDS OF A FEATHER -


TAGS: birds screaming
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:50 am
THAT looks like a lot of fun!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:18 am
I LOVE this one!!!!!!!


NO PAIN -


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


LOGGED OUT -




SCREAMING MY NAME -


TAGS: screaming my name ron
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sex is one thing... but thinking of another man's motifakes?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:09 pm
Ok.... she's now screaming "Ronsart" - I may become concerned soon.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 5:08 pm
Yeah... my girl screams your name, too.


AGDANIELES GIRL -


TAGS: agdanieles girl screaming rons name
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - September 21, 2009, 7:09 am
lmao, good start to the day. needed that.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:24 pm
When all else fails... adapt!!!
RON - September 20, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL...screams my name, but YOU doing the talent thing she likes...see...breathing thru ur ears does pay off.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:17 pm
Now, going by her description of Ron, I'm giving him 1 Lion for every 2 inches. What? WHAT? Really? Sigh.... 5 lions, Ron.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
If I'm reading this right, it would appear that in some cases, she's unable to scream Ron's name.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
That's a third degree burn right there, man. I hope he responds; this could turn into a battle royale. 5/5


PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


THE TANTRUM -




Marriage -




SUICIDE - My only escape now.


TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining bitching complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.


volwronguminous -




reverie -


TAGS: reverie wonderful dream screaming fire
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - December 5, 2015, 8:35 pm
luv good humor
Bandit5906 - December 5, 2015, 5:25 pm
Forget about that White Christmas dream!
jinxguy44 - December 5, 2015, 3:47 pm
Great post! It makes me think of my ex. I do miss her- but my aim is getting better...
Reality Lord - December 5, 2015, 2:59 pm

you know i miss you right? no eye contact plz...lol


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